再讲个笑话吧！–也管中窥豹！ A joke, haha!

十月 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 上午 (中国 China)

 

今天在网上闲逛，看到一个关于中国警察的笑话：

有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高：在三个森林里各放一只兔子，时间十分钟，看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法，时间到了还是没找到兔子；俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法，企图将兔子熏出来了，但十分钟到了也没成功；中国警察效率最高，不到五分钟就找到了——他们拎着一只狗熊出来，狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿，中国警察挥舞着电棒，“说！”熊说：“我是兔子，我是兔子”。

 

a joke about Chinese police, haha

There was a competition among the policemen of America, Russia and China:  3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in their own forest in 10 minutes. The Americans police used the GPS，they searched every where, couldn’t find it; Russians used the fire, they burned the forest, couldn’t find it; Chinese police was the best, they came out with a bear in five minutes, the bear was so beaten black and blue, said: “ I am the rabbit, I am the rabbit!！！”。。。。。。。。。。。

 

6 条评论

  1. laoda said,

    十月 3, 2008 at 10:06 上午

    惹恼了中国警察，小心把你当成兔子！

  2. Fangfang said,

    十月 3, 2008 at 10:08 上午

    别的不怕，就怕他把俺的网站给封了，嘿嘿

  3. laoda said,

    十月 3, 2008 at 10:22 上午

    那也说不准。你当人民警察是好惹的！

  4. 花漫天 said,

    十月 3, 2008 at 10:56 上午

    中国警察能抓住狗熊，比抓住兔子更了不起！嘻嘻．．．．

  5. tutu said,

    十一月 4, 2008 at 4:50 上午

    我是兔子，我跑了：）

  6. Fangfang said,

    十一月 4, 2008 at 8:23 下午

    嘿嘿什么都爱拿兔子开玩笑。。。谁叫你是兔子的

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