今天在网上闲逛，看到一个关于中国警察的笑话：
有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高：在三个森林里各放一只兔子，时间十分钟，看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法，时间到了还是没找到兔子；俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法，企图将兔子熏出来了，但十分钟到了也没成功；中国警察效率最高，不到五分钟就找到了——他们拎着一只狗熊出来，狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿，中国警察挥舞着电棒，“说！”熊说：“我是兔子，我是兔子”。
a joke about Chinese police, haha
There was a competition among the policemen of America, Russia and China: 3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in their own forest in 10 minutes. The Americans police used the GPS，they searched every where, couldn’t find it; Russians used the fire, they burned the forest, couldn’t find it; Chinese police was the best, they came out with a bear in five minutes, the bear was so beaten black and blue, said: “ I am the rabbit, I am the rabbit!！！”。。。。。。。。。。。
惹恼了中国警察，小心把你当成兔子！
别的不怕，就怕他把俺的网站给封了，嘿嘿
那也说不准。你当人民警察是好惹的！
中国警察能抓住狗熊，比抓住兔子更了不起！嘻嘻．．．．
我是兔子，我跑了：）
嘿嘿什么都爱拿兔子开玩笑。。。谁叫你是兔子的