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十一月 16th, 2008 at 10:44 上午 (中国 China)
十一月 16th, 2008 at 10:44 上午 (中国 China)
十月 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 上午 (中国 China)
今天在网上闲逛,看到一个关于中国警察的笑话:
有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高:在三个森林里各放一只兔子,时间十分钟,看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法,时间到了还是没找到兔子;俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法,企图将兔子熏出来了,但十分钟到了也没成功;中国警察效率最高,不到五分钟就找到了——他们拎着一只狗熊出来,狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿,中国警察挥舞着电棒,“说!”熊说:“我是兔子,我是兔子”。
a joke about Chinese police, haha
There was a competition among the policemen of America, Russia and China: 3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in their own forest in 10 minutes. The Americans police used the GPS,they searched every where, couldn’t find it; Russians used the fire, they burned the forest, couldn’t find it; Chinese police was the best, they came out with a bear in five minutes, the bear was so beaten black and blue, said: “ I am the rabbit, I am the rabbit!!!”。。。。。。。。。。。