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今天在网上闲逛，看到一个关于中国警察的笑话：

有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高：在三个森林里各放一只兔子，时间十分钟，看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法，时间到了还是没找到兔子；俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法，企图将兔子熏出来了，但十分钟到了也没成功；中国警察效率最高，不到五分钟就找到了——他们拎着一只狗熊出来，狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿，中国警察挥舞着电棒，“说！”熊说：“我是兔子，我是兔子”。

a joke about Chinese police, haha

There was a competition among the policemen of America, Russia and China:  3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in their own forest in 10 minutes. The Americans police used the GPS，they searched every where, couldn’t find it; Russians used the fire, they burned the forest, couldn’t find it; Chinese police was the best, they came out with a bear in five minutes, the bear was so beaten black and blue, said: “ I am the rabbit, I am the rabbit!！！”。。。。。。。。。。。