芳草心 » 中国 China http://www.fangcaoxin.com Just my life Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:00:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 在网上看到的有趣的对联，乐一个啊！ http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/02/11/%e5%9c%a8%e7%bd%91%e4%b8%8a%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84%e6%9c%89%e8%b6%a3%e7%9a%84%e5%af%b9%e8%81%94%ef%bc%8c%e4%b9%90%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%81/ http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/02/11/%e5%9c%a8%e7%bd%91%e4%b8%8a%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84%e6%9c%89%e8%b6%a3%e7%9a%84%e5%af%b9%e8%81%94%ef%bc%8c%e4%b9%90%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%81/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:00:37 +0000 Fangfang http://www.fangcaoxin.com/?p=532 上联：除夕夜捧红小沈阳，

下联：元宵节火烧大裤衩

横批：央视不差钱。

火

一亮,一 灭, 烟花就过去了, 嚎~！

一亮, 不灭, 整幢楼就过去了，嚎~！

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芬兰北极熊和中国大熊猫 Suomalainen jääkarhu ja kiinalainen panda

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今天在网上闲逛，看到一个关于中国警察的笑话：

有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高：在三个森林里各放一只兔子，时间十分钟，看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法，时间到了还是没找到兔子；俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法，企图将兔子熏出来了，但十分钟到了也没成功；中国警察效率最高，不到五分钟就找到了——他们拎着一只狗熊出来，狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿，中国警察挥舞着电棒，“说！”熊说：“我是兔子，我是兔子”。

 

a joke about Chinese police, haha

There was a competition among the policemen of America, Russia and China:  3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in their own forest in 10 minutes. The Americans police used the GPS，they searched every where, couldn’t find it; Russians used the fire, they burned the forest, couldn’t find it; Chinese police was the best, they came out with a bear in five minutes, the bear was so beaten black and blue, said: “ I am the rabbit, I am the rabbit!！！”。。。。。。。。。。。

 

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