<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>芳草心 &#187; 中国 China</title> <atom:link href="http://www.fangcaoxin.com/tag/china/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.fangcaoxin.com</link> <description>Just my life</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:10:47 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>在网上看到的有趣的对联，乐一个啊！</title><link>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/02/11/%e5%9c%a8%e7%bd%91%e4%b8%8a%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84%e6%9c%89%e8%b6%a3%e7%9a%84%e5%af%b9%e8%81%94%ef%bc%8c%e4%b9%90%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%81/</link> <comments>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/02/11/%e5%9c%a8%e7%bd%91%e4%b8%8a%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84%e6%9c%89%e8%b6%a3%e7%9a%84%e5%af%b9%e8%81%94%ef%bc%8c%e4%b9%90%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%81/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:00:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Fangfang</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[中国 China]]></category> <category><![CDATA[中国]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fangcaoxin.com/?p=532</guid> <description><![CDATA[上联：除夕夜捧红小沈阳， 下联：元宵节火烧大裤衩 横批：央视不差钱。 火 一亮,一 灭, 烟花就过去了, 嚎~！ 一亮, 不灭, 整幢楼就过去了，嚎~！]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>上联：除夕夜捧红小沈阳，</p><p>下联：元宵节火烧大裤衩</p><p>横批：央视不差钱。</p><p>火</p><p>一亮,一 灭, 烟花就过去了, 嚎~！</p><p>一亮, 不灭, 整幢楼就过去了，嚎~！</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/02/11/%e5%9c%a8%e7%bd%91%e4%b8%8a%e7%9c%8b%e5%88%b0%e7%9a%84%e6%9c%89%e8%b6%a3%e7%9a%84%e5%af%b9%e8%81%94%ef%bc%8c%e4%b9%90%e4%b8%80%e4%b8%aa%e5%95%8a%ef%bc%81/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>40</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>祝你们新年好!  Happy New Year!</title><link>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/01/22/%e6%96%b0%e5%b9%b4%e5%a5%bd/</link> <comments>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2009/01/22/%e6%96%b0%e5%b9%b4%e5%a5%bd/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:56:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Fangfang</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[芬兰 Finland]]></category> <category><![CDATA[festival]]></category> <category><![CDATA[中国 China]]></category> <category><![CDATA[节日]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fangcaoxin.com/?p=505</guid> <description><![CDATA[我做的纸灯笼 下雪了 我家窗外的树林           要过年了，尽管在一个没有中国年的地方，心里的感觉仍然很强烈，心里就像揣了一只不安分的小兔子，不断提醒我 ：一个新的周期来了，尽管在这里没有人把中国年当作新的周期的开始，甚至一天假期也没有，大家跟往常一样上班下班，大熊还在大年初一出差，我也要天天去上学。不过内心深处依然把中国年当作新的周期的开始，我无法忽略这种感觉，它太真实了，这是我生命节奏的一部分，总是要以一定方式纪念过，心中的小兔子才会安定下来。         于是我动手做了小时候母亲教我做的纸灯笼，挂在我家的窗口，今天还炸了小时候母亲过年的时候用鸡蛋、面粉、葱、姜和起来炸的东西，不知道叫什么名字，平时不太喜欢吃姜的大熊居然说很好吃。         想起来小时候除夕的时候我家会给村里有当兵的人家扎光荣花，都是母亲教的；再大一点的时候，跟思聪在家里用皱纹纸做玫瑰花。。。还想起来父亲除夕下午在寒风中贴对联，贴福字。。         想家了，祝你们每个人，父亲、母亲、兄弟姐妹，天骄、虎子，也祝关心我的朋友们：新年好！身体健康，心情愉快，万事如意！           最近翻出一首老歌，《人在旅途》发现它很适合我现在的心情，不知道大家还记不记得这首歌：   千山水脚下过 一缕情丝挣不脱 纵然此时侯情如火 心里话儿向谁说 我不怕旅途孤单寂寞 只要你也想念我      ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-508" title="dsc08475" src="http://cdn1.fangcaoxin-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dsc08475-300x225.jpg" alt="dsc08475" width="300" height="225" /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">我做的纸灯笼</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-509" title="dsc08434" src="http://cdn3.fangcaoxin-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dsc08434-300x225.jpg" alt="dsc08434" width="300" height="225" /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">下雪了</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-510" title="dsc08441" src="http://cdn2.fangcaoxin-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dsc08441-300x225.jpg" alt="dsc08441" width="300" height="225" /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">我家窗外的树林</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">        要过年了，尽管在一个没有中国年的地方，心里的感觉仍然很强烈，心里就像揣了一只不安分的小兔子，不断提醒我 ：一个新的周期来了，尽管在这里没有人把中国年当作新的周期的开始，甚至一天假期也没有，大家跟往常一样上班下班，大熊还在大年初一出差，我也要天天去上学。不过内心深处依然把中国年当作新的周期的开始，我无法忽略这种感觉，它太真实了，这是我生命节奏的一部分，总是要以一定方式纪念过，心中的小兔子才会安定下来。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">        于是我动手做了小时候母亲教我做的纸灯笼，挂在我家的窗口，今天还炸了小时候母亲过年的时候用鸡蛋、面粉、葱、姜和起来炸的东西，不知道叫什么名字，平时不太喜欢吃姜的大熊居然说很好吃。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">        想起来小时候除夕的时候我家会给村里有当兵的人家扎光荣花，都是母亲教的；再大一点的时候，跟思聪在家里用皱纹纸做玫瑰花。。。还想起来父亲除夕下午在寒风中贴对联，贴福字。。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">        想家了，祝你们每个人，父亲、母亲、兄弟姐妹，天骄、虎子，也祝关心我的朋友们：新年好！身体健康，心情愉快，万事如意！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">        最近翻出一首老歌，《人在旅途》发现它很适合我现在的心情，不知道大家还记不记得这首歌：</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">千山水脚下过</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">一缕情丝挣不脱</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">纵然此时侯情如火</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">心里话儿向谁说</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #76923c; font-family: 华文隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: accent3; mso-themeshade: 191;" lang="ZH-CN">我不怕旅途孤单寂寞</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; layout-grid-mode: char; line-height: normal; 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<comments>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2008/10/03/%e5%86%8d%e8%ae%b2%e4%b8%aa%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d%e5%90%a7%ef%bc%81%e5%93%88%e5%93%88-a-joke-haha/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:35:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Fangfang</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[中国 China]]></category> <category><![CDATA[joke]]></category> <category><![CDATA[中国]]></category> <category><![CDATA[笑话]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.fangcaoxin.com/?p=209</guid> <description><![CDATA[  今天在网上闲逛，看到一个关于中国警察的笑话： 有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高：在三个森林里各放一只兔子，时间十分钟，看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法，时间到了还是没找到兔子；俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法，企图将兔子熏出来了，但十分钟到了也没成功；中国警察效率最高，不到五分钟就找到了——他们拎着一只狗熊出来，狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿，中国警察挥舞着电棒，“说！”熊说：“我是兔子，我是兔子”。   a joke about Chinese police, haha There was a competition among the policemen of America, Russia and China:  3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in &#8230; <a href="http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2008/10/03/%e5%86%8d%e8%ae%b2%e4%b8%aa%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d%e5%90%a7%ef%bc%81%e5%93%88%e5%93%88-a-joke-haha/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">今天在网上闲逛，看到一个关于中国警察的笑话：</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">有人出了个考题测试中美俄三国警察谁破案效率最高：在三个森林里各放一只兔子，时间十分钟，看哪一国警察最先找到兔子。美国警察一开始就采用卫星定位、地毯式搜索等办法，时间到了还是没找到兔子；俄罗斯警察则采焚烧森林的办法，企图将兔子熏出来了，但十分钟到了也没成功；中国警察效率最高，不到五分钟就找到了</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">——</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">他们拎着一只狗熊出来，狗熊被打得鼻青脸肿，中国警察挥舞着电棒，“说！”熊说：</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">我是兔子，我是兔子</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">。</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-size: small;">a joke about Chinese police, haha</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">There was a competition among the policemen of </span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">America</span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">, </span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Russia</span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"> and </span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">China</span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>3 rabbits were put into 3 different forests, and the policemen were supposed to find the rabbit in their own forest in 10 minutes. The Americans police used the GPS</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">，</span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">they searched every where, couldn’t find it; Russians used the fire, they burned the forest, couldn’t find it; Chinese police was the best, they came out with a bear in five minutes, the bear was so beaten black and blue, said: “ I am the rabbit, I am the rabbit!</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">！！</span><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">”</span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">。。。。。。。。。。。</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.fangcaoxin.com/2008/10/03/%e5%86%8d%e8%ae%b2%e4%b8%aa%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d%e5%90%a7%ef%bc%81%e5%93%88%e5%93%88-a-joke-haha/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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